Showing posts with label The Art of Travel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Art of Travel. Show all posts

Magic Folklore Myths in my Celtic Blood

I booked a tour called Celtic Experience – woke up early and walked up to Suffolk Street where an old converted church holds a large collection of souvenirs, tour bookings and information booths. Yesterday while walking around Dublin I noticed the traffic jams and this morning it was obviously slower. It must be said that Dublin traffic would be the worst I have ever seen. The city is growing and renovating and reconstructing. Where it is usual for one or two traffic lanes, many are closed due to building site danger. It is far quicker to walk than it is to take a bus, Lurs or Taxi. Consistently buses are late and the locals laugh at you when you mention that a tour bus is late. “What did you expect – this is Dublin.” He he he

So eventually our tiny little mini van tour bus arrived with the driver all in a flurry. There were 10 of us and we eventually got out of Dublin and onto the northern freeway system. Our driver was our guide and in lilting Gaelic tone he told stories of Tuathta De Danaan, Fir Bolg, the Celts and the various faery tales and mythologies of Ireland. He was a brilliant storyteller with a great love for the history of his country.

First stop was Fourknocks megalithic mound, Naul in County Meath. The name Fourknocks comes from the Irish 'Fuair Cnocs' which means 'The Cold Hills' and my hands were literally turning blue as we stood outside the mound while our guide told us the story. The mound is part of a complex of small sites in the area, and forms part of the Art of Alignment, so common here in this country. This mound is directly aligned with the line of Winter Solstice sunrise through the holes in the top of the mound lighting up inside at specific stellar times. We crouched down and walked into this enormous underground chamber. There are zigzag patterns on a number of stones inside and scholars believe this refers to the constellation, Cassiopeia, which would have been visible through the Fourknocks passage between 3000BC and 2500BC, around the time the site was constructed. The symbols used here are all about astronomy – creating calendars based on shapes for sun, moon, stars – constellations.

The way that this mound was designed it is obvious that is was to capture a specific moment in astronomical time. There is no doubt that the people of the Neolithic were acutely aware of the great cycle of precession.

It was freezing at Fourknocks and by the time we all loaded back onto the small bus, there were icicles on some people’s boots and jackets. Gorgeous setting regardless of the cold, rolling misty green hills surrounded us linked by old roads cutting through small villages and tiny cottages. In the middle of nowhere we stumbled across this significant site and coupled with the story telling, it was quite a magical experience.

Our bus then took us to Monasterboice - St Buithe's Abbey, an early monastic site celebrated for its crosses, near the Irish east coast, northwest of Drogheda. Alighting from the bus we were greeted by a horrible stench. Apparently this is soilage – a combination of manure and soil used to maintain the green rolling hills. At least it kept my nose distracted while the rest of me froze as we walked down a lane lined with winter bared trees until we came across a graveyard featuring the largest Celtic Crosses I have ever seen.

Our guide explained how these crosses are like complete museums as they contain narrative scenes about various biblical stories in decorative abstract motifs. When the Romans arrived, they needed to market themselves to the Celts and this was an initial effective strategy. Most early medieval monasteries in this area feature freestanding, monumental crosses some up to 17 feet in height. The decorations – now covered in moss are incredible abstract ornamental patterns (the Celtic interlace and spirals, geometric patterns, inhabited vines, and entangled figures) combined with naïve Christian figures as their main story telling device. It was raining as our guide deciphered one of these large crosses and once again it felt magical and as if we were transported back in time to a live and very real mythology.

We drove through tiny back roads while listening to the best of Irish music. I have probably heard “Cockles and Muscles” approx 100 times in this past week. J U2, Sinnead O’Connor and some truly interesting new irish musicians – watching the irish countryside roll by the bus window while accompanied by the irish music captured the heart of this experience really well.

Next stop was at Mellifont Abbey - a ruin now – and was the first Cistercian Abbey to be founded in Ireland. It is located between the village of Collon and the town of Drogheda in County Louth. We drove into an impressive tranquil valley near the Mattock River lined with leaf less trees and the now familiar greenest of green hills – and yup still sporting that stink.Seriously there’s nothing to see here except ruins and maps and charts of what it USED to look like. Still combined with our guide story telling, we could almost visualise the Abbey in all its glory.

By this time we were not only frozen to the core but starving so we were taken to a local pub in Collon in the south west corner of County Louth. Here I met several other aussies, naturally and a guy from Boston who works in mental health – always a fun discussion topic and we embarked on a heated discussion about the 2008 US Presidential elections. The concensus is very Clinton. I will continue to send my wishes to Obama – the world could do with a leader like him.

After a hot roast meal, fortified with a Guinness or two, it was time to head towards our next destination, the hill of Slane.This is sold as a major christian site where St Patrick lit some fire os significance and began the destruction of the Celtic and Gaelic cultural heritage. This site where there is a mound on the western end of the peak, which lies hidden from the view of visitors by lots of trees, has a very ancient significance. The Fir Bolg King, Sláine, who gives his name to the area was associated with this mound and quite possibly buried here. The people of this land loved a fight – seriously – there’s always a tale in this land of someone battling someone else and. This is all part of tradition and legend in this country. Standing high on this mound looking out over the hills towards the ocean and the Hill of Tara and the surrounding countryside, I could almost feel the other worlds and the histories all happening simultaneously.

There is profound energy here on this ancient Neolithic site. I read this passage from 'Táin Bó Cualgne' : '' . . . MacRoth surveyed the plain and he saw something: a heavy, grey mist that filled the space between the heavens and earth. It seemed to him that the hills were islands in lakes that he saw rising up out of the sloping valleys of mist. It seemed to him they were wide-yawning caverns that he saw there leading into that mist. It seemed to him it was all-white, flaxy sheets of linen, or sifted snow a-falling that he was there through a rift in the mist. It seemed to him it was a flight of many, varied, wonderful, numerous birds, or the constant sparkling of shining stars on a bright, clear night of hoar-frost, or sparks of red-flaming fire. . .'' I could almost see everything noted in those words.

The thing I really loved about today was learning more about the Art of Alignment. This mound in Slane forms a very interesting alignment with some other ancient sites. There is a 360-degree view and you can see the four corners of Ireland and most importantly directly to the Hill of Tara. Everything was created for astronomical purposes. The first bard of Ireland was called Amergin and his very famous saying rings true here at the Hill of Slane. ''What land is better than this island of the setting sun; who but I can tell the ages of the moon.''

Our small group was significantly quieter and awestruck we our bus drove off towards Tara. It was almost a religious experience in many ways when you realised how everything was aligned and designed over five thousand years ago.

Light was fading, after all it WAS 3pm as we drove up to Teamhair na Rí, "Hill of the King" – the hill of Tara. It is a long, low limestone ridge that runs between Navan and Dunshaughlin in Meath. According to tradition, this is the big site - the seat of Árd Rí na hÉireann, The High King. And it was bloody cold – the coldest all day in fact!

We were greeted by signs re telling what USED to be here and of course hundreds of black and white sheep who viewed us with disdain – bloody tourists again!

Once again this hilltop has witnesses countless significant battles and dates back past 3000BC. Very Iron Age! The centrepiece here once we climbed up and over mounds and across ring barrows was the Stone of Destiny. Now this is beginning to sound like a Jack Black movie but it was very cool. Here in the middle of the Forradh stood a medium height stone standing, at which the High Kings were crowned. According to legend, the stone would scream if a future king touched it. We all took turns and not one murmur. I’m not sure I could squeeze anything else into my work life so probably better this way.

Standing on this mound you look directly over at the Hill of Slane across a ringfort with three banks. The Hill of Tara is all about the seat of the kings of Ireland until the 6th century. However the significance of the Hill of Tara predates Celtic times, typically the Neolithic when people were quite busy it seems here.

I walked past the mound of the Hostages, which has a short passage which is aligned with sunset on the days of the ancient Celtic festivals of Samhain and Imbolc as well as being in the exact direction for the Winter Solstice. Obviously these people held deep knowledge of astronomical movements. Legend names the Hill of Tara as the capital of the Tuatha De Danaan, pre-Celtic dwellers of Ireland. It was here on this mound where I surely felt a sturring of the celtic blood in my veins.

Driving home in the cold wet dark Irish afternoon we soon encountered that now famous Dublin traffic and eventually disembarked at the boardwalk on the river Liffey to walk the remainder of the journey. It took an hour to reach the Raddison and what a great way to further explore this city. The guide noted that the Dublin traffic is worsening by the day and that he has not been able to deliver people back to the starting point for at least 12 months now.

I doubt I will complain about Milton Road traffic ever again. (Ok give me one week!)

Night Fell Clean and Cold in Dublin

Whenever I think I have my shit together, little things begin to happen to humble and remind me that I don’t. My key wouldn’t work in the lift or my room door when returning last night to the Hilton. Recoded I then got stuck in the lift. Not being able to open the safe in the morning to get my passport and flight tickets, I finished packing, about to check out and realised I had lost my luggage lock. Tube service to Heathrow stopped in the morning due to flooding, not enough pounds left for taxi, cash machine in hotel not working and 40 minutes left to flight time. You know – little things like that!

Ah love that adrenaline!

As usual, with the William Tell overture playing in my head, it all worked out in the wash and I landed in Dublin at lunchtime breathlessly looking out the plane window at the rolling green hills reminiscent of the ones that I fell in love with from the movie Flight of the Doves a million childhood years ago.

How many flights have I caught this trip? The well worn routine – currency exchange, baggage, tourist info booth, transfer to hotel and before I knew it, I had been dropped off out the front of the Molly Malone statue across the road from Trinity College. It was raining however now it simply doesn’t bother me. Back Pack, laptop bag, wheeling my large blue suitcase, I walked down College and then Dame Streets, turning into the Great George and then Stephens Street until I reach quite a dodgy looking end of town at Golden Lane where the brand spanking new Radisson resides – my home for the next week.

It feels good here.

Walking down the street, there is a beat to this city. A pulse that permeates everything and everyone – it is alive – music, art, knowledge and people. I forget that Dublin was once a medieval city - there is nothing to remind you here - it feels modern. Then I realise that the Vikings laid much of the cobbled streets around here maybe 1000 years ago as a through passageway to connect the river to the main market centre around High Street.

Clifton Street being heritage listed at 130 years of age seems quite silly in comparison! gulp!

Checking in, I set myself up in my new home, book my day tours – Ring of Kerry, hill of Tara and Wicklow and Glendalough before setting out to the city centre of Dublin.I am close to everything. Yet again I have been afforded the good fortune of another great position. Gracie!

Trinity College is my first stop. Founded in 1592, playwrights Oliver Goldsmith and Samuel Beckett were a couple of the famous students here. The lawns and open student square reminded me so much of the original Conservatorium of Music that I attended near the old Botanical gardens in the city centre of Brisbane. Such a long way , so long ago - yet to realise that within one year, Sam will be going to Uni - life has a way of completing that circle!

You know how we all secretly keep lists of things we wish to achieve in our lifetimes? Amazingly, this trip has seen me cross many things off - unexpectedly and unplanned. For no significant reason, I’ve always had a love for the main image of the Book Of Kells and over the years have collected many posters, cards and books sporting this image. It fills me with a sense of the sacred somehow – the images of the four elements combined with ancient symbols whose meaning and origin is unfamiliar to me. So today, my mission was to visit the Old Library and view the Book of Kells. Supposedly written around the year 800 AD, these texts are elaborately decorated key words, phrases, symbols and scenes around old versions of the four gospels in Latin text interspersed with several poems and writings.

Very cool indeed!

Looking for the exit upstairs, I stumbled onto the Long Room. Now THIS was magnificent. I stood there in awe for what seemed like a very long time until they asked me politely to leave. (I hope I wasnt drooling) This room is almost 65 metres in length, and houses around 200,000 of very old leather bound faded books of all shapes and sizes. Alphabetized per room, book shelves reaching the high wooden barrel-vaulted ceilings, long thin wooden ladders per room – this was my nirvana – f**k the band – honey I’m home! Marble busts of notable minds sit silently down either side of the room. I didn’t see it however apparently there is the oldest Harp to survive from Ireland, dating from the fifteenth century that lives in this room. I was too obsessed with the lines and lines of old books to notice anything else.

Reluctantly I left when asked to - thinking to myself – that’s the kind of library I want in MY house - all 70 metres of it.

Crossing over to Suffolk, I poked around some little shops and had a late lunch in the nude café. Chilly. He he he – great soup actually!

The Temple Bar was interesting – naturally it was a red light district – funny how all interesting places usually start that way. Cobbled streets leading to retail and warehouse premises, there is a real art house feel to this area. A major beat in this zone and in walking past the many bars and pubs, the posters advertising live music seven nights a week give me a clue why.

It doesn’t feel old here – it feels young and alive! More like Amsterdam I think!

I venture over to check out the Dublin Castle – nice and close to my new neighbourhood. There survives an original fragment of the Norman tower whose claim to fame fascinated me. In 1742, over 700 people were crammed in to hear the world’s first performance of George Frederick Handel’s new oratorio “Messiah”.I’m suitably impressed now. The history is beginning to seep into me. I will admit though, like Windsor and Oxford Castles, it is so odd discovering a castle right in the centre of a 21st century town. All we have is kangaroos in our backyards!

Sight Seeing, Shopping, Snooping complete for the day, the light dying and the rain refusing to relent, I hear a distant church bell and suspect it is St Patrick’s Cathedral – around the corner from my hotel. It sounds so comforting as I walk back to the hotel and retire for the evening in front of Irish TV – which by the way is far superior to what we witnessed in Britain.

James Joyce said “When I die, Dublin will be written in my heart.”

I’m kinda getting that.

Leaving London

Upon my return from Amsterdam, Thursday and most of Friday were spent in the company of the only UK Demartini teacher, an intelligent and motivated amazing new friend. It is always nice to meet like minded people and share experiences in a similar field of work and life.We drove from her home in St Albans into London at lunchtime Friday, a wet rainy day and checked into the Hilton Metropole in Marylebone. Then I went shopping in Oxford Street. Packing for this trip was all about comfort, travelling and warmth – I had no clothes suitable for facilitation at the Breakthrough – one pair of well worn boots – yup - it was time.

Selfridges, Marks and Spencer, Evans, Faith, Next, Gap, Russell and Bromley – clothes, bags and shoes – it was still sale time and there was no shortage of options for me. Nothing fancy – but it was nice to see the unfamiliar and different. I must admit, M & S are a great store – would be nice to have them in Oz.

I walked home back along Edgeware Road which is crammed with a multitude of Middle Eastern retailers that include newsagents, bookshops, hairdressers, pharmacies but especially it seems cafes, restaurants and Shisha bars. Customers can smoke the hookah pipe while relaxing on wooden (my only association would be) Moroccan style seats with exquisite carvings on the arms and legs. Shisha is the Arabic water-pipe in which fruit-scented tobacco is burnt using coal, passed through an ornate water vessel and inhaled through a hose. The smell is attractive and enticing, comforting and inviting – I felt rather envious as I strolled back to the hotel room arms laded with goodies.

Addicted to sunlight as we Aussies are, when darkness envelops you at 4pm, your body seems to think it is 9pm and becomes tired and slow, just wanting to curl up in bed as soon as possible. I’m still not used to these limited hours of light.

After dinner we attended a Demartini Facilitators meeting with John in preparation for the weekend. Here I met the team – there’s 12 of us for 200 clients this weekend. Being the only Australian, I all of a sudden felt inadequate and sub standard. It’s got something to do with my accent - having always admired the English accent and growing up with the American accent on TV and in the Movies, the European accent always seems so exotic, in comparison I felt self conscious and horrified with every word that I spoke.

Yes I sound like the biggest bogun when I speak. Rounded tones could not help. Now this is an unexpected perception!

Eventually I got over such nonsense and learned much from meeting these inspiring new teachers all participating in a huge event that was managed in an alternative manner to my customary standards – which of course was perfect for me – challenges become my driving force for evolution.

Early to bed, early to rise and it must be said that this Breakthrough Experience was very special indeed. The content of the program appears to have undergone something of a transformation – (or that is possibly just me) much more user friendly and instantly effective. All the teachers were incredibly experienced and bought a wealth of knowledge to the event, adding value to every single client in that room. As usual I experienced much synchronicity with the clients that I worked with however am beginning a catalogue on quite a pattern emerging within this paradigm of the human species. Working for many hours on the Sunday to facilitate the final completion was an exceptional experience filled with smoke and mirrors, adding up to undeniable proof of beauty of this grand organised design called life. (My heartfelt thank you to Mark)

Sunday night I met a couple of cousins for dinner in a pub near Paddington station. Simply by virtue of blood they made the time and effort to meet up in a foreign city. In those two beautiful talented intelligent yet relatively unknown men, I saw my children, my brother, my mother and myself. There is no real knowing or major connection between us other than family. Yet hugging a familiar stranger when you are thousands of miles from home is such a great comfort isn’t it?That actually made my night - love ya guys!

Monday morning my body awoke with aches and pains in unusual parts of my body. I’ve been walking everyday except for the Breakthrough days in order to maintain some sort of exercise routine. The weekend event was held underground with 4 sets of steep stair cases between the seminar room and reception. Wearing new shoes and taking many trips to reception for various reasons my core muscles and thighs were given quite a workout and were stinging and aching in protest upon awaking. Yup nothing is missing!

So as a total crybaby whinging and whining - I took the first half of the day to do some Pushworth work and enjoy the view from my desk - actually just not to move and sit for a bit to rest. I would’ve stayed in front of that window all day if it wasn’t my final day in London. Ok up ya get then!

Taking the tube was an unexpected trial on Monday afternoon – just when I got all pompous thinking I had it all sorted! The Circle and District lines were closed so to get to Harrods, I was given the opportunity to become creative and find my way around the Monopoly board another way. My aunt told me that once you master the tube you master London and she was right.

Before I knew it, I was stepping inside Harrods on a mission to find a teddy bear shopping bag for MR. Gaining entrance via the Beauty and Parfumerie departments; I discovered the room of luxury which kindly led me to the arcade where several varieties of teddy bear bags greeted me. There were some nice bargains in the January sales however all I could think about was how would I get it home? Considering space and weight really is a great way to save money isn’t it? Otherwise if Harrods was in Brisbane, my credit card would have taken quite a beating.

Taking the Egyptian escalator I reached the Food Hall and almost wept. If only Niko had visited with me while the boys were in London!!! It was heaven! Weaving my way through the fish meat and poultry sellers and food outlets, I was met with a bouquet of the most exquisite aromas. I felt like a child walking through a wonderland of colour, seasonings and cultural menus. I couldn’t dare stop not for one moment. My feet took me on an adventure through the Charcuterie, Fromagerie, Traiteur, Flowers, Fruit, Vegetables, Bakery, Chocolaterie and Confectionary. Every piece was presented as art. The Middle Eastern sweets, naturally of interest to me since working with John on Filosophia, displayed their sweets as if they were pieces of the Mona Lisa in Le Louvre. I was too afraid of stopping as it was simply too irresistible NOT to purchase one of everything. I must admit that was my first rush of excitement experiencing a food hall on the same paradigm as a museum of antiquities.

Niko, you would have had quite a religious experience – and considering your relentless atheism, that’s saying something!

Leaving Harrods was an important step in self control and I felt my purse breathe a sigh of relief as I stepped outside onto Brompton Road. Next stop, Notting Hill Gate. Emerging from the tube onto Pembridge Road at the exact same moment as a heavy hail storm was fun. I made it into Portobello Road just as the ice was bending my umbrella inside out. The antique shops and funky little cafes that I DID catch a soggy glimpse of were closing up just as my umbrella took its final breath. Taking refuge in the Prince Albert, where hundreds of others had the same idea, was a welcome ten minutes of warmth. The storm decided that it would settle in for the afternoon so there was nothing to do but to visit the very old and eccentric looking Coronet cinema and watch Charlie Wilsons War for a few hours until the ice and rain had enough and dried the street up enough for me to venture back to the underground station on my way home. Three wet souls paid a handsome three pounds 50 pence and sat in the lower of the three tiers in a Victorian cinema that opened in 1898 previously lauded as one of the finest societal venues in its time.

So much for my final day in London. In my fantasy, I didn’t accomplish much. As a tourist, I like to squish in as much as possible – who knows when I’ll return – I want to make the most of this city while I can. So Harrods, a smidgeon of Notting Hill and back to Marble Arch for dinner before retiring for one final night with my exceptional view staring down Park Lane as it winds around Hyde Park, snakes close to St James Park with the feint outline of Big Ben gazing up and over at the London Eye being closely watched by the Big Pineapple in the Financial District.

Samuel Johnson said that “You find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.”

Life in a Northern Town

It's 10am on Monday morning and I am sitting on the 16th floor of the Hilton Hotel in Marylebone looking outside through the enormous rain dropped window beside my desk at the London landscape - the London Eye and Towers of Westminster are very close - over there sits the Financial District and their own glass version of the Big Pineapple, the neat rows of red and brown houses and apartments lined up through Kensington and Knightsbridge meeting a nice little tree lined gap in the shape of Hyde Park, queues of red double decker buses fill the grey wet streets with colour as the city lights gradually fade in anticipation of dappled sunlight filtering through the dripping heavy clouds.

Missing the boys associating the sights with memories of our time here together yet revelling in the freedom to sit here and postulate on the past few days, I chuckle to myself about the wow factor in spending time here in London. I've always held quite a fantasy that life here would be more exciting, interesting and fabulous than a life spent in Brisbane.

North of the Equator, my ordinary everyday life when not madly scrambling to fit in as much site seeing as possible, is the same as my ordinary everyday life South of the Equator. The colder climate has just as many benefits for my physiology as the stinking heat. Grey skies, late sunrise early sunset, the added 5 minutes to grab cap coat scarf brolly and gloves seriously isnt more time consuming than grabbing insect repellent, Raybans and the obligatory slip slop slapping!

I considered that my life away from my children would be vastly different from suburban life as a working mother running a household - it's not. I'm still doing the same stuff - sleeping, dining out, catching up with friends, working and writing.

Yet life in this northern town (north of Brisbane that is) I do feel intrinsically better. The time and space, discovery, adventure, joy and wonder that a vacation (where you vacate from your life) provides truly has great benefits. Jetlag, distance from loved ones, financial expense, adaptation to new physical environments, currency conversion, adjustment to cultural and language diversity, job replacement and business proxy do balance these benefits however these are evident in everyday life anyway - we are simply acclimatised to their present forms. I wonder how much more I could experience life if I lived it as a tourist when I returned home?

I left Brisbane exhausted, stressed out, in pain, in fear, in resentment, in sadness and in silent resignation that my life was all about work without fun and joy. I figured that it was the PLACE and the CIRCUMSTANCE and the PEOPLE that clogged my arteries and affected my experience.

It was merely my perception - nothing and no one else had anything to do with it. I created all those feelings myself - my life - just as it is - wherever it is - is perfect. It's always going to include all the major archetypical characters - plot lines worthy of any Greek Myth - ups and downs - the yes and the no - the OMG and the Oh Shit - thats the beauty of it.

So I've sat around in my PJs long enough today. I'll do some work, take a bath, go outside as the sun is now beginning to shine, visit Notting Hill and Westminster Abbey, meet some friends, dine in a new restaurant, walk down Edgeware Road and inhale the sweet smell of the hookah pipes featured in the several middle eastern cafes edging the road and live my life in wonder regardless of where I am and who I share each moment with.

I may as well be in Brisbane. And when I return, I may as well be in London. :-)

When in Italy

Italy - ah - get a dictionary - find all the adjectives - positive and negative - line them all up beside each other like dominos - and that pretty much tells you how it was.
First week and the Eurogate workshop were challenging confronting and unbelievable. Lake Como and the surrounding villages were like a fairytale with sledgehammer beauty. I uttered many a Bellismo upon my arrival. How embarrassment to have such a limited vocabulary. he he he. The language barrier really posed a challenge as I simply couldn't communicate with anyone and that bothered me no end. I realise that that is my THING - I need to communicate comprehensively and I couldn't charm impress or amuse anyone in English. So it was SI - GRAZIE - and lots of smiling. The flashing of cleavage also helped much. :-)

I detoxed from Diet Coke - 19 days fog free - yeah!!! So my first few days in Como were migraine and nausea filled but it was worth it! Everything closes in Italy from midday until 4pm for the traditional midday gluttinous pig out. 2nd day - I ran out of panadol at 12.30pm and freaked out that I couldn't find a Farmaccia that was open. By 4pm I was in a bad state - I no longer attempted to be polite in Italian - the chemist took one look at me - Hair askew, eyes hanging down to my kneed and in unstylish dishevellment - I very slowly and firmly said MAL DE TESTA COMPRESSOH PER FAVORE getting louder with each word. He rambled something back in fast Italian and all I could do was grab his shirt and repeat myself dramatically. He grabbed a box of something and escorted me out the door. He he he!!! I mustve looked a fright. I took 3 pills and slept for 16 hours missing my first bit of the workshop. chemical haze.................yeah...........

Every person I met in Como was a significant actor in my particular illusion matrix - I met spiritual healers, practitioners, speakers, trainers, actors, alchemists, magicians, witches, artists and enlightened beings. What a parada!

The second week was in Tuscany in a tiny isolated village - could have been the Himalayas it was so high and so removed from reality. Vellano is one of the 10 Castelli and over 1600 years old. I was submerged in the culture traditions customs and of course the Pasqua Easter festivals. It was brilliant. I loved being part of the community and totally existed on the kindness of strangers. I felt alive aligned and in tune with nature. Most of the old nonnas practice pagan craft so that was enlightening I tell you!!! My villa was inhabited by the ghost of the previous owner - a villager that was killed by the nazis in 1945. He wasnt malevolent just interested in getting my attention. Only 500 people living in the village and over each entrance door hung the freemasons symbol. Very interesting stuff happening in that place.

Third week in Florence was jam packed. I know that city back to front now. It has become my home town. They speak a little English there so it was easier. By the time I left the village however My Italian was markedly improved. However its not the words. It's the mythology the attitude the culture and the philosophy with their communication. It would take a lifetime to really communicate in their level. My hotel room in Florence opened up to a terrace which faced the Duomo one street away. Florence oozes Art Beauty History Language Culture from every pore. I was in heaven. Took a Chianti Winery Tour with a small group of people. The tour guide I'm sure had alzeimhers and kept forgetting what she was describing. "Here is a 12th century - ah - er - um - oh look theres a deer - ah - er - um - one day I found some beautiful irises - ah - er - where are we again?" OMG - she got us lost in the middle of Tuscany for two hours. The driver was objecting and she just bullied him into taking some obscure dirt road up some gorgeous mountain arriving in some unknown ancient village. How funny! Missed my italian cooking class that night as it took forever just to get back on track again on the tour.

Only in Italy.

Tuscany was settled by the Etruscans who had Greek origins. Florence therefore embraced a Neo Platonic philosophy in the renaisance era. I realised that this is an ancient version of The Secret. Which by the way was talked about by every single person I met!!! In the Uffizzi, I saw many signs and symbols used in the art which was masonic, kabbalistic and even illuminati!!! In the 18th century every single artist, author, scientist and enterpreneur in the western world hung out in Florence. The energy there is incredible - like living The Secret every second. It seeps from every pore in that city and in the people's attitude to life. Florentines expect beauty and wealth and dont accept anything outside of this illusion.

Challenges - I really felt homesick and missed the company and closeness of my children. Not being able to communicate and speak was a great challenge for me! I didnt realise just how much I love to talk. However I got to know myself very well, did heaps of writing and really enjoyed my own company. Yet wherever I went the Italians made such a big deal of a woman eating alone in a ristorante. That was uncomfortable. "Una?" and quickly remove the other cutlery with dramatic effect - ugh - I ate in this magical little café in front of Palazzo Vecchio - near the statue of David - and this waiter just continued with "Ah that's right its just you" "No shes alone" "Only one here" the entire meal. No tip from me. Couldve slapped him! :-) Met heaps of people though, many girls travelling alone yet no guys travelling alone. In fact had only two conversations with 2 guys the entire trip. Really learned so very much, had quite a number of mystical experiences (I actually went to church on Easter Sunday), was invited to speak at heaps of seminars coming up (Italy and Ireland) and really had a wonderful time.

Not one awful thing happened. Not one. The energy was balanced the entire time. One old nonna is the Vellano village declared that I must be protected by invisible angels as I had nothing but good fortune every moment.

Was it the magic of Italy or my magical belief about being in Italy?


Fog Creeps

A dusty, open faced ceramic wall clock in the corner of the Nepali tea room declared the time as two o’clock in the afternoon. Clouds have descended over the military base like aliens waiting to pounce on an unsuspecting B grade American movie. The small hand on this timepiece takes an hour to move to the next number with ticking that only seems to become slower as the seconds pour themselves into being. Watching the clock won’t bring the planes in from Kathmandu today. The fog creeps over the distant mountain and twenty degrees fall in the expectant air around me. Watching the runway won’t get me home today.
As I search for a familiar face in this sea of military and trekking individuals, I wonder how, on the 1st day in December 2003, I found myself sitting alone, freezing and bewildered beside an empty air strip in Lukla, 2800 metres above sea level in the Himalayas.

Born in the US of A....not

One of my dreams as a child was always to travel.

Since 2000, I have achieved that dream part way and have visited quite a few countries - still many many more to go.

Looking back on my journals from the first big venture OS, I have to laugh at myself as I listed my greatest lessons at the time. We were all so small minded and the first adventure occuring in the United States of America was probably a good way to dampen the culture shock. Actually in every trip, going to the toilet has occupied MOST of the adventure!

Doors are pushed OUT to go IN
East is West - Right is Left
Toilets flush DOWN not UP unless of course Sam went first then call theHousekeeping.
Toilets flush themselves
Taps turn themselves ON and OFF
There are no bath plugs.
Lights switch UPAlways arrange for Tim to visit the Restroom FIRST and arrange for 20minutes of extra activity while waiting for him.
Check out your rental car in the FIRST day not the LAST day to locate thecup holders for the driver.
Keep no less than ten dollars worth of quarters on your person at alltimes.
Five cent coins are BIGGER than ten cent coins.
The Aussie dollar may be worth just over half a US dollar, but it STILLcosts FIVE DOLLARS to get ONE dollars worth of quarters for the laundry.
Australia is a small suburb somewhere in England."Your English is pretty good considering it's your second language - whatlanguage do you normally speak?".
Alex can and will be mistaken for an eleven-year-old who can obtain achild admission anywhere in the known civilised world.
There is no such thing as TOMATO SAUCE - only ketchup.
On American radio there are only two types of music played - LATINO andCOUNTRY.
Destiny's Child and 98 Degrees are IN (remember this is 2000)
Britney Spears and Backstreet Boys are OUT (ditto)
VAN HALEN will be forever included on American Radio Playlists.
The BIGGEST radio hit currently in LA goes like this: "Who let the DogOut - Woof Woof Woof Woof" (Repeat 20 times to hear the entire song) - eventually we ALL got to know this song in OZ didnt we?
Australian children have a genuine psychotic fear of parents who know allthe words to every 80's song played on the Highway Grand Canyon radio stationand who sing them LOUDLY for five hour stretches.
Always order coffee WITH milk and SUGAR if you don't want it black.
Orders must include one of the following: TO GO - ON THE SIDE - STRAIGHTUP
OVER EASY is about your eggs and not your personality.
Common Courtesy and politeness like Good Morning and Thank You areig nored.
A dollar Bill ALWAYS gets attention.
Another way of receiving attention is to drive down a one way street on the wrong side of the road...SLOWLY...
And always expect to meet the rudest most ignorant Hotel Manager on your
very last night in America - "No there are only TWO beds available - take it orleave it!" - and crying and yelling don't change a thing.

Welcome to America!!!

Magic Moments in Europe

Once you have traveled, the voyage never ends, but is played out over and over again in the quietest chambers, that the mind can never break off from the journey. " Pat Conroy from The Prince of Tides

I had the BEST time - even now - months later - I still feel excited at the thought of my trip. Great moments frozen in time:

Soccer Frenzy in Every Country
The Shooting Star over the Roof Terrace in Rome
Fireworks in Sorrento
Flower Sellers Face at the Trevi Fountain when I thanked his Mother (Oh bring it on beyattchhh!!!)
Realising in Amsterdam that Hollandaise sauce actually comes from Holland.
Spewing in Cologne
The smell of REAL strawberries in Switzerland
Hearing a German band sing ACDC
Looking for a fictional Beggar Woman in the streets of Venice
St Marks Square Venice at night - Tenors Singing, Medieval Buildings alight - the air was thick with beauty and love - and la bella luna e l'amore.
Swiss Band Chulee yodelling through We Will Rock You complete with accordion.
Looking for Sausages in Heidelberg
Texting Jody from Cannes while She is in Labour
Daily Seat Allocation on the Bus - very important to get it right! ach tung!
Testosterone explosion in Lucerne
Aussie guys picking up a small defenceless little car in Rome and moving it out of the way so that our bus could pass by.
Roman skin flick live cuming in a park near you!
Big Icky and Lil Icky
Cows with Beautiful Eyes in Switzerland
Finding a Magic Room FOR FREE!!